Nothing!




i'm lucy and i'm here to try and help!






z-co:

one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because

image


July 28thvia and source with 57,513 notes

Go on anon and write what you like or dislike about me


July 28thvia and with 53,598 notes

Anonymously tell me your assumptions about me and I’ll confirm or deny them.


July 28thvia and source with 201,821 notes
#pls 

this-slag:

thesassycat:

what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind

my alternate self is getting some serious dick 


July 28thvia and source with 503,504 notes


suggestions for a good 1x1 theme?
I think character themes work best so anything in here should work.
July 28th — and with 2 notes

bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

image

image

cracks me up every time


July 28thvia and source with 373,932 notes

mintprincen:

goddess-of-apples:

snorlaxlovesme:

rosereturns:

things said in majority of movies:

  • "I TRUSTED YOU!!"
  • "she’s not just some girl!"
  • "I should have told you this a long time ago."
  • "I’m not a little girl anymore!!"
  • "but I love him!!"

-“You’re giving up your dream!”
  “No dad, I’m giving up YOUR dream.”

"I knew your father. He was a good man."

*girl walks downstairs*

Guy: Wow… you look… great.


July 28thvia and source with 403,700 notes

do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how


July 28thvia and source with 1,275,173 notes

x


July 28thvia and source with 14,314 notes

notasamizdrenka:

Asami and George celebrating his birthday





SHAYOFRP